Hello world, welcome to the inspired, interesting and incredibly intelligent revelations of…ok…you’re not buying this are you?
Ok…lets start off this blog with nothing but honesty:
I am not interesting, I am not intelligent, and very rarely do I have inspired revelations. This blog will basically be my way of getting my opinion on certain things out there into the world wide web, no rhyme or reason to it apart from the simple fact…my friends blog and I wanted to join that particular bandwagon.
In June of 1983, I was born in Scotland…which was probably apparent from the name of this blog. I have to point out though, I am NOT that Queen of Scots. My head is still firmly attached to my body, I promise, I have just spent the past hour straightening my hair so I know this to be a true fact.
And since we’re doing the honest thing…I am not a Queen at all (well I am if we’re including Drama Queen). I just thought it was a rather nifty little name to have for a blog…plus it can be shortened to QoS…how marvy?
Back to my tale of the beginning of me…I was the youngest of 5 and I was named Chantelle, from that day forth…very few people actually ever called me that. My family all call me Telle (with occasional nicknames from them like Betty, Shit-Telle, Mac, Shadow, Tealk and Clingfilm Face…yeah I feeeeel the love!).
My ex best friend once called me Nell when we worked together back in 2003 and now a whole load of people refer to me as that, with a few new names such as “Whore”, “Nellypop” and “Mel” by my boss who cant seem to diffrentiate between M & N.
So there we have it, you’ve discovered Im a 26 year old Scottish girl who ISNT a member of any Royal Family and who gets called any of the following:
- Chantelle
- Telle*
- Betty
- Shit-Telle
- Mac
- Shadow
- Tealk
- Clingfilm Face
- Nell
- Whore
- Nellypop
- Mel
- Telleybear
I have handily marked the names I will answer to, though you are free to give me any name you see fit…I cannot guarantee I will answer to it…but hey, take a risk!
With that rather short, abrupt post that really doesnt do much at all…I will leave you and hope that you return to see what else I choose to write about…Im not going to lie to you, its going to be…EPIC*.
(*I doubt it’ll be EPIC so I apologise for lying to you…even though I just said I wouldnt).
I guess I should hasten to add that I have deleted all my old posts and this is me starting again. I would’ve done a different first post but I really liked this one…it got to the point, you know?! So yeah…we can add that to my list if you’d like: I like to recycle.
